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Can you suggest a clever ending with a twist for this song?“Pussy Whipped”

"Pussy Whipped” Download free MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2214652 "Doctor, yes, I think I have a problem. Use the word disorder if you like. My cat, she nags me night and day. No's a word I cannot say. Meow. Feed me, now. I worry that she might get diabetes. Then, I'll have to give her shots for life. I try to stop but I obey. There's no telling what she'll weigh. Meow. Feed me, now. Doctor, mine's a weak, pathetic stor… Continue

Added by Mike on January 7, 2010 at 1:39am — No Comments

“Santa’s Downfall”

“Santa’s Downfall” Download free MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2077314 Lyrics: Someone’s surely stolen Santa’s sleigh. North Pole got so stressful near the sleigh. Rudloph broke his cage and ran away. Mrs. Claus just barely saw him go. Should have seen when she let Santa know. “Santa, think that Rudolph stole your sleigh. Hope this doesn’t ruin Christmas day.” Santa tracked his deer with GPS. Where the old man found him… Continue

Added by Mike on December 3, 2009 at 1:46am — No Comments

Happy Friday the 13th

Die, Vampires Song Download MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373 At a party late one night Saw this vixen smile at me She said come up to my room If there’s more you’d like to see. Something told me not to Lust said it had to be She pulled me into her room Used a key to lock the door Started kissing on my neck Took off all the clothes I wore When her fangs scratched my neck My blood began to pour In the corner stood a br… Continue

Added by Mike on November 14, 2009 at 1:42am — No Comments

Happy Friday the 13th

Die, Vampires Song Download MP3 at: http://www.reverbnation.com/tunepak/2005373 At a party late one night Saw this vixen smile at me She said come up to my room If there’s more you’d like to see. Something told me not to Lust said it had to be She pulled me into her room Used a key to lock the door Started kissing on my neck Took off all the clothes I wore When her fangs scratched my neck My blood began to pour In the corner stood a br… Continue

Added by Mike on November 14, 2009 at 1:42am — No Comments

Join me on the spaceship, now.

Mad men want to build a nuke, praying it will melt your flesh for God. Ask for tougher sanctions, now. Bet the Russians will not give a nod. Children shot up in a school. Killers boasted of their plans for weeks. Family shares a meal at night; each on wearing headphones: No one speaks. Problems seem unsolvable. Sun will rise, but stars must also die. Should we tune all worry out, say we've no control, stop asking why? Spending deeper into debt, all forgetting someone has to pa… Continue

Added by Mike on October 9, 2009 at 1:14am — No Comments

"Don't Talk To Cannibals" (spoken word)

I heard a noise and saw it was my friend. He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend An alibi that would save his neck. He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck. They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men." What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin." They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone. They forced him to partake and then left him alone. Once saved my life when we went off to war. He was a one man force, an action movie star. I always sw… Continue

Added by Mike on September 14, 2009 at 8:30am — No Comments

Horror: Theodicy (2:18)

Audiobook: In this episode of your tale of supernatural horror, Father Stephen Keller tries to help a stranger with his social worker friend, Laurie, and fears he's fallen for a weird trap. Will he take the bait and join Ruthie alone in her hotel room? Constructive criticism welcome. Continue

Added by Mike on September 2, 2009 at 11:41pm — No Comments

Caught Cheating?

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Added by Mike on August 8, 2009 at 4:43am — No Comments

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